massasauga

A type of rattle snake that lives in north america. The massasauga's science name is, Sistrurus catenatus. Despite their eyes looking evil (and their hemotoxic/neurotoxic venom), massasauga are shy and tend to stay as far away from people as possible. Their rattles kind of sound like a weird cicada. It is good to not bother them, as they are a free rodent control. But you are unlikely to actually see one, as they are a rare sight. If you do see one, don't physically boop its snoot, do it in your brain.

Don't boop a massasauga.

by dumpster in a tree November 6, 2017

mäss

It can mean anything

Guy1: Yo, you wanna smonk soum krokodil?
Guy2: MÄSS

Guy1: Wat u got on test?
Guy2: MÄSS

Guy1: MÄSS
Guy2: MÄSS

by Kålmården April 24, 2018

massafag

instantly deded

1: your mum gay
2: your a massafag
1: *instantly dies*

by aussiefaggot69 May 13, 2018

massassination

When several important or prominent individuals are murdered at once for political reasons.

Yakov Yurovsky led the massassination of Nicholas II of Russia and his entire family.

by D12434132 July 26, 2018

mass rez

Usually a edgy old man who try’s to be hip and cool but ends up making everyone in the room cringe, usually the old man wears eyeliner and dyes his hair black or gray and is part of some sort of cult

“My grandpa is such a mass rez”

by Spicyburritoman October 3, 2018

Massachoosetts

A New England state where everyone sneezes a lot, especially during chillier months.

I tend to be extra-susceptible to airborne-contagions from fellow humans, so I avoid visiting Massachoosetts whenever possible.

by QuacksO October 6, 2018

Massapequa

A town full of drug addicts skaters sluts and fake bitches. Everyone here is chill except for that small 10% most people here are nice but some are bullies and just rude they all think they the shit but they ain’t they won’t do shit to you so I hate it here but I like my friends though they actually chill and funny and nice they got my back and out principle of out school is jojo siwa. But yea besides all those people there is the 40% of people that are real kids like the skaters we chill asf and the nice people they chill but everyone else is oof

Oh look at that slutty girl she had sex like everyday must be a Massapequa girl

Hey let’s fight dude.
Ight bet
*guy doesn’t show up to the fight*

by Jojo siwa rocks October 30, 2018