Monkey barrer

A woman who jumps from one man to the next.

Judy is a monkey barrer because she's still with Mike and tryin to get with Pop.

Monkey barrer by browneyes24 January 6, 2010

Monkey Lunchbox 

A very very hairy lady-area. Often large, and brown in colour.

"I was going to perform intercourse unto Tarry, until I discovered she has a Monkey Lunchbox!"

Monkey Lunchbox by VeryGay March 23, 2010

Monkey Moment 

Momentary devolution to one's inner monkey through selfish, impulsive behavior often without forethought of the consequences. Often monkey moments are followed by insincere apologies.

Did you just grab food off my plate?
Sorry, I had a monkey moment.

Quit that! Did I say you could put it in my ass?
Sorry, monkey moment. Just let me finish real quick.

Did you just rob that convenience store?
Sorry, I was having a monkey moment.

I did not have sex with Ms. Lewinsky.
I had a monkey moment.

Monkey Moment by Paulie the Monkey September 13, 2010

Monkey Power 

Something that Kurt Cobain has massive quantities of.

Generated by monkeys banging cymbals together at high speeds.

1- WE MUST USE THE ONLY POWER WE HAVE LEFT
2- WHAT'S THAT?
1- MONKEY POWER

Monkey Power by wargleblargle December 11, 2010

monkey rumbler 

a dirty gresed anus explorer

oi barlow do u like monkeys ?

ye y

do u like vibrators up ur arse ?

yep definately

well ur a monkey rumbler :P

wats that ?

its when ur shit rumbles and u make the screech of a monkey

monkey rumbler by cruntybadger June 16, 2011

Monkey Pincher

Someone who is better than a monkey puncher and wins at all contest.

That monkey pincher is always winning sxephil's contest!

Monkey Pincher by Buttface65436 August 4, 2011

Monkey shirt

A dark shirt which has a complex checked pattern, involving stripes in different colours. It may have pockets.

A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.

Dude, I promise you, the monkey shirt will definitely help you to get down to monkey business.

Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!

Monkey shirt by HugaN February 14, 2012