sneaky monkey

A slut that grabs your penis from behind without you knowing of it.

Dude, dont turn your back to her she is a sneaky monkey!

by BoDean and Jessica October 5, 2007

Monkey

To be intoxicated on both alcohol and marijuana at the same time. When under this state the effects of both drugs are amplified, sometimes resulting in a total inability to move due to either relaxation of the muscles or realisation that it's just not worth the effort.

"Lets go get monkey - I got a 10s and 2 six packs"

"I was so monkey that i decided shoelaces were just not worth the effort of tying, I feel over 7 times on the way home"

by JackG. October 11, 2006

monkey

to skin up a doob (splif)

man1:yo my nigga monkey
man2:fuck off

by hjkbhk January 21, 2007

monkey

i cute lil animal that climbs a lot

boy:whats a monkey
girl:a cut animal

by xxxxamyxxxx March 26, 2008

Slapping the monkey

It is a procedure that involves whacking ones genitals for pleasure and for escaping the boredom of routine life.

Viren Naidu believes in slapping the monkey after a hard days night before he retires for the day.

by Kunal Guha September 22, 2005

bald monkey

A pussy without hair is also known as a "Bald Monkey"

1. A clean shaved or waxed pussy is also known as a Bald Monkey.

by BrendaLee January 1, 2006

The New Monkey

The name of a nightclub that has very good music. It's in Sunderland.

Rnb sucks.

by Psycho Bitch April 6, 2004