Logan

Logan has a monster shlong the size of king kong.
His arms are bigger than people named Jordan.

Hes too cool for school and screws in the school toilets qith his many girlfriends
this logan kid is so cool, Logan has a monster shlong the size of king kong.
His arms are bigger than people named Jordan.

Hes too cool for school and screws in the school toilets qith his many girlfriends. thats why hes cool
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Absolute G star, huge trapper, mad circle pulls bare gyal. Hes peng, funny what could get better.
"YO logan wysss g"
"That boi over there is pennggggg"
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A Logan is an incredible friend, he’s always there for you and strives to push people past their limits to help themselves. A Logan holds the door for everyone when they walk past until everyone has passed. He normally has a bright smile on his face, even if he isn’t happy inside, he strives to make other people smile. he is kind and polite, and will never cuss.
Woah did you see him? That dude is definitely a Logan!

He looks like captain America! His name must be Logan!
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The gayest being on earth
"That guy is such a Logan"
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Logan is a very good friend and I am glad he is my friend.
Me: Logan, is a great friend! Why are all the things about him so mean?
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logans are stupid cunts that need to kill themself with a rusty spoon. logans will have a smaller,younger frenemy that is the coolest,smartest,funnest,cutest guy in the world. logans suck dick for 5 cents and will always be bitches that need to stop being more nazi that hitler.
logan, stupid,
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A person who had a school poo in the tech toilets because he had a chicken koma the night before also his dad ran away with another woman also his mum works at sport direct and he always lies about how much money he has or girl freinds and he is really dopey
Logan has a droopy lip
by Ivor dodd April 17, 2019
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