logan

she’s basically the baddest bitch you will ever meet. logans always manage to be the coolest kids in the room no matter where they end up. the human embodiment of an ethereal being. logans are always hardworking and dedicated to the ends of the earth for the people and causes they care about. they are indescribable in so many ways but you just feel good around logans. also - how could i forget - logans are always absolutely, without a doubt BEAUTIFUL

wait a minute, who’s that girl in the back of the shop searching through that stack of books?

oh it’s logan…isn’t she beautiful?

by gingersnap12345 November 23, 2021

Logan

ME

Me Logan.

by jdsfkshdfkn skjnhfknhvsdvfnh May 10, 2022

Logan Paul

The real reason Adam and Eve were kicked out of the garden of Eden

God: Yo guys, how do you like this thing I just created, its called Youtube
Adam: I love it!, my favorite youtuber is Pewdiepie
God: Me too! Who do you like Eve?
Eve: Logan Paul
God: Get the fuck out

by Big_BrainNelson October 24, 2020

Logan Paul

Logan Paul is a blonde choch that films dead people and has no soul.

Damn did u see Logan Paul's new video he's a blonde choch.

by UrM0MG4Y April 20, 2019

Logan the logg

God.

OMG ITS LOGAN THE LOGG!!!!!!

by Logan_The_Logg November 19, 2022

Logan

Logan is weird, sometimes chill, but also a nuisance. He's obsessed with Fortnite but plays outside also. He also uses outdated jokes like deez nuts and yo mama.

Hey logan, wanna go fuck yourself?

by Adrmpa12 March 28, 2025

logan

go fuck ya self

Kristan go fuck yaself says logan.

by tony wohk September 15, 2020