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jerking out

Carl: I watched a pornographic film last night of two dudes in a gym jerking out together.
by railwayhandjob1801 January 16, 2016
mugGet the jerking outmug.

Jerk

Jerk is the third derivative of position with respect to time and respectively second derivative of velocity.
Is at least the acceleration of the expansion of the universe constant. And if not, is its jerk constant.
by Saposto November 30, 2016
mugGet the Jerkmug.

jerk float

When you and your friends joke flirt but don’t know how to speak
mugGet the jerk floatmug.

Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020
mugGet the Jerking off onto Lucky Charmsmug.

Jerk wipe

A term used to describe anyone youd call a "dickhead" or a "bozo".

Its literal definition is cum rag, or anything representing something a guy would wipe his cum in after doing his business.
Innocent person: "hey, hows your day goi-"
angry person: "Shut the fuck up you bitchass jerk wipe, i dont give a damn about your day!!!"
by Other freaky mud lover July 17, 2025
mugGet the Jerk wipemug.

Jerk

jerk: /jərk/ adjective: Someone who intentionally stops taking to Kari just to see how she will react and or how long they can keep it up just cause.
Miguel claimed that Kari was a jerk but as stated in the definition that is not possible for Kari to do.
by Californiapoppyeyes April 10, 2018
mugGet the Jerkmug.

jerk n a jar

The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.
I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.
by DNAGuy June 7, 2024
mugGet the jerk n a jarmug.

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