Sun Jizzed

When a car reaches an old age, at which the paint begins to peel

Rahul: " dude nice RC truck"
Zander: " at least mine isnt sun jizzed!"

by that 1 kid September 11, 2009

Hot jizz tornado

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.

Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.

Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado

by Kung fu Jim November 27, 2020

Fizz and Jizz

When you pour McDonalds sprite down a girls vagina after you cum in her and watch the mixture combine and fizz

Yo last night me and my girl fizz and jizzed last night and it her clit sounded like pop-rocks

by UwU fuky wuky March 7, 2020

Firework Jizz

(n.) Jizz that comes out at such speed, force, and shear power it is comparable to that of a firework
(v.) The act of giving someone firework jizz, typically your own

His room looked like a 4th of July after-party with the amount of firework jizz on the bed

by Low Ball Wizard September 15, 2023

Fish Jizz

The discharge of seminal fluid under water

I could really go for some fish jizz tonight; I thought the water was a little salty but it was just this fish jizz.

by Captain Hutchinson Beaver Den September 3, 2022

jizz n a jar

A guy giving his sample for fertility treatment.

I was going to be late because I had to stop at the IVF clinic and jizz n a jar.

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

Jizz Cricket

A girls who gets cum on her inner-thigh/feet and rubs her legs/feet together like a cricket

You know Izzy? She’s such a jizz cricket

by IzzyBeAJizzCricket October 8, 2022