irish morning

when you wake in the morning to a man-ish woman and the aftermath of several drunken choices breathing in your face.

"hey man... i think i killed someone the other night and i havent been able to get rid of this itch since then."

"shit sounds like one hell of an Irish morning you had."

by the seven wharfs March 17, 2014

Dirty Irish Twins

Half-Siblings born within a year of each other, who have only share one parent.

"Trisha and Kristy are Dirty Irish Twins"

"They're both 24, I thought they were just twins."

"Nah, they have the same daddy and two different mama's, Trisha turns 25 this week and Kristy turns 25 next month."

by Asymmetrical May 28, 2022

irish goodnight

When the person you've been texting with all night just goes to bed, unannounced. Usually because they've been drinking.

Janice had 6 40s while we were texting last night, and then just went silent and gave me the ole Irish Goodnight

by West side cereal killer May 15, 2016

irish eyeopener

morning alcoholic beverage consisting of whiskey, orange juice and green coloring. often enjoyed on March 18th with leftover whiskey from st. patrick's day.

I woke so hungover, I needed an irish eyeopener to get my day started.

by 188 Marcus Garvey April 24, 2014

Irish Machinegun

refering to an irish women who has babies so frequently, it resembles a machinegun on full-auto.

The nursery at the hospital was full because an Irish machinegun was admitted earlier.

by jnuggz90 March 25, 2011

Irish Denny's

Irish Denny's is a nickname for Bennigan's Grill and Tavern.

Made famous by: benniganslincoln.ytmnd.com/

Dude, let's hit up Irish Denny's.


Irish Denny's gave me the green apple splatters.

by tunnelr@ August 28, 2008

Irish Potato Chip

The act of jerking off on a woman's back and letting it dry, then peeling it off her back and feeding it to her chip by chip.

Jen was hungry after a good fuck, so Tom gave her some Irish Potato Chips.

by Mr raunchy October 25, 2016