ham rock

Being from Rockingham, NC where inbreeding is so rampant they don't even know where they live. The extra chromosomes are in the water.

Dammit Ham Rock, why are you so retarded?

by HONKIEKONGO May 22, 2018

ham handshake

when two girls slap they titties together

u see those girls goin in on that ham handshake

by coolguydantheman January 4, 2017

flappable ham

When a women has gas while reverse cowgirl.

Flappable ham. Sound: Plop.

by Allomantic April 21, 2024

Hammed

To get blocked for being annoying or a nuisance.

"Yo bro yo still get methods from Dev?"
"Nah gang I got Hammed."
"What that mean?"
"I got blocked, I spammed his tele and he got mad"

by B00NKG4NG April 10, 2023

Vagina ham

The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located.

Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.

I stayed with my creep as dad for a few months and got vagina ham.

That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.

My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.

Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.

I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.

by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022

ham slapper

a person who loves to have fun, often with friends and family

"i am a ham slapper, and i'm here to say:
that i love to have fun every day"

by fun haver August 30, 2015

chip ham

Beaten pussy, not smooth, rough, lose

Damn her pussy was so chip ham bro she been getting a lot lately.

by jAKETHeB0$$ January 14, 2017