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Thors hammer

When you put wet concrete on your erect cock and wait for it to dry and try to lift it with your cock
by I AM THOR THE GOD January 25, 2025
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Hammer

Hammers are great. Take them to everything.
Hym "Oh God, I love hammers. You can use them for everything. You can hammer everything. Retards. Jews- NOT SARAH SILVERMAN! Don't hammer that one or I will hammer Elon, take over his company, construct a giant space hammer, and slam it into the planet. Which is probably the best conceivable use for a hammer."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2025
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Burtonsville Hog Hammer

When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.
Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.
by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 26, 2025
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Hammer Ball

Hammer uses the same core and cover combination on all of the balls. They usually suck however some combinations of the HK22 coverstock and Big Ahh Dihhhh core make for some good carry. The normal Dih core sucks but the Big Ahh Dihhhh core is good.
Damn bro! That Hammer Ball core called Big Ahh Dihhhh really hits the pocket hard!
by Aiphra February 27, 2025
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Dakotan Dick hammer

An action, usually intimate, involving a man shitting on a woman’s hole and use his dick to hammer it in.
Hey man, just tried doing Dakotan Dick hammermy cock still smells till this day…”
by The big slime March 16, 2025
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hammer

equipment is hammer
by baglarishav November 24, 2021
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Hammer

A stud who can put booze anyone at the function.
That kid Daniel killed a full 30-rack himself what a hammer.
by Jordan546 May 28, 2023
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