It’s being so sensitive that things that aren’t funny still make you laugh until you cry. Like the kind of laugh when you can’t breathe, and you start to pee yourself because of something stupid Chandler said.
I’m sorry 😅 I know that kid face planting isn’t funny *cough* 🤣 but I’m just so fucking laugh horny right now - 😂 *cough*
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Peter: “i know just never stops yapping”
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how horny must you be to search up "horny" in urban dictionary instead of doing literally anything else
by TM999 July 7, 2024
Get the horny mug.A variation of cuteness aggression. An aggressive state brought upon by horny overload, specifically toward the person you’re fantasizing about, or fucking. This is mostly always seen from the dom toward the sub. You become so overwhelmed with need to fuck this person, overwhelmed by how fuckable and hot they are, you feel almost like violently hurting them, or fucking them so hard it hurts them.
Dan: Holy fuck, April’s so hot I just want to fucking tear her head off while I’m fucking her. I wanna slit her throat and pound into her until she passes out.
Ian: Damn dude, are you okay? Are you trying to hurt her?
Dan: No, it’s just horniness aggression, kinda like cuteness aggression. I wouldn’t hurt her, obviously. Just like I wouldn’t squeeze a rabbit to death.
Ian: Oh, okay, that makes sense, I guess.
Ian: Damn dude, are you okay? Are you trying to hurt her?
Dan: No, it’s just horniness aggression, kinda like cuteness aggression. I wouldn’t hurt her, obviously. Just like I wouldn’t squeeze a rabbit to death.
Ian: Oh, okay, that makes sense, I guess.
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Get the horny mug.She unfolded before him like a ripe pomegranate spreading its sepals for the summer. From above, the Mediterranean sunshine pooled between her bare thighs. He could not tear his eyes away from her glistening collarbones. For a second, as she lifted herself from the pool, a stiff breeze blew from the southeast, pleasantly cool. Through the sheer wet fabric of her nightgown he could see two small nubs. Her nipples: pebbling from the cold. He could see them standing fat and upright and felt a surge of desire so strong it nearly felled him. He thought only of tearing the nightgown from her body to reveal the petal-soft line of her waist.
He looked down then and saw himself, all 12 inches in length, 3 inches in diameter, leaning slightly to the left. There was a delicate slit at his circumsised tip, through which he would eventually secrete the milky white symbol of his passion. He could see it in his mind, pooling from her juicy cavern, where he would spill himself.
But that would be later. For now, she was still pulling herself from the ladderless pool. She glanced down, and saw the shadow of the colossal jut of his member.
He looked down then and saw himself, all 12 inches in length, 3 inches in diameter, leaning slightly to the left. There was a delicate slit at his circumsised tip, through which he would eventually secrete the milky white symbol of his passion. He could see it in his mind, pooling from her juicy cavern, where he would spill himself.
But that would be later. For now, she was still pulling herself from the ladderless pool. She glanced down, and saw the shadow of the colossal jut of his member.
by m&m_345 February 5, 2023
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