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Its loaded with many stores, from average clothing to snob outfits. It has a food court where big macs cost $20.
People come to hang out and scream at the top of their lungs for no reason
Getting in and out of the parking lot is a nightmare
At night time it becomes a stunt track for people who vape and drive sports cars
It also has a movie theater where everything is expensive
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