Goober Pea

Southern slang for peanut

Muchy G say she almost choke on a goober pea last saturday at the meth lab. Or was it the crack house? Not sure, but an inadequately chewed goober pea can kill you.

by The Red Menace October 11, 2004

food goober

a person who comes to your house and goes straight to your fridge, they think that your fridge is there fridge and when you try to sonething from there fridge they throw a hissy-fit

"dalton goes straight to the fridge without sayin hi, when i go to his house and do that he gets offended. I said youare such a food goober"

by aj hutchison January 17, 2008

goosecream

baby batter, spoont. Formally known as semen.

"Honey, i shot my goosecream in your hair..."

by Dan De Man December 18, 2004

Goobergiser

A monkey without balls and a brain.

You are a Goobergiser

by MATADIO December 9, 2003

Ghoosey

An online pseudonym used on various games by one Joseph Syriline Gilmurphy, Likes to alienate other players and generally be a lamer. He is a total flak monkey/rocket n00b in UT2004 with no real m4d skillz. He is represented by a poor quality 2d drawing of a disfigured "goose" that has been pinched to bits. He is not a nigger and is also represented by a girl named Nora with equal goose appeal……See also Joseph Syriline Gilmurphy

"id like to see that nigger pinch Ghoosey!"

by joe/jay December 29, 2004

goober snatch

An imaginary disease, which may not be so imaginary. Usually involves goobers exiting a woman's vaginal cavity. Commonly known as "dirty whore syndrome."

Guy driving by hookers with friends: "Eh, I bet she's got a hefty case of the goober snatch."

by ImTotallyGoingToStalkYou May 11, 2007

gooberish

Gooberish means someone or something is silly

Mason took a gooberish amount of time to get back to me

by Stormbehr October 3, 2017