field monkey

Incompetent army general

Even if you don't like Napoleon Bonapartes height, please don't call him a field monkey

by Sexydimma March 28, 2017

Fender Blender

The act of giving a blowjob while someone is driving or operating a vehicle. Known by guys as a sign that a girl is really into you.

She must be really into you after giving you that fender blender.

by tedcruztwitterpage September 19, 2017

Fender fanny

Fenders are inflated, vertically aligned, plastic cylinders which rest against the side of boats and prevent damage from fixed objects such as pontoons. There is a hole at either ending which can have a rope threaded through. If the bottom end of the fender dips below the waterline for a long period of time, straggly, curly weed collects around the lower hole giving the resemblance of an untrimmed vagina.

As the skipper lifted the fender of the water, the entire crew were impressed at the size of the fender fanny

by Yeoman97 November 1, 2017

fender master

A person who tends a fire in a wood stove/fireplace. Commonly used by old school Vermonters and people that watch weird British television.

The fender master needs to put a log on the fire STAT .

by Vermont Vermont November 4, 2017

Field the question

1) A response, perception, or point of view for the 'mischief' in front of you.

2) Someone calls you out in a way that forces you to engage and respond fully to the bold accusations they are intending.

3) Analysing and/or studying an accusation in order to blow away its pretense.

That little bastard just shoved you under the bus , asking you about your mama that way. Just cause she was a hoe doesn't mean he can ask you shit like that!

You're one of the smartest sob's I know, field the question my brother!!! I know you will get him back real good!

by NickDLR November 30, 2017

fender bender

when his dick doesn't quite fit in your ass.

"Me and bruno tried to hook up, but it was a fender bender."

by ninirosa May 4, 2018

Fender Bender

A sexually devious move in which one man shoves his genitalia under the taint until it protrudes from his anus and precedes to back up into the unexpecting anus of a partner.

My girlfriend Courtney said we needed to spice things up in the bedroom, so I thought I’d try the fender bender on her. We slapped cheeks until sunset and now my dick is sore

by SquidwardsClarinet May 22, 2018