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Fart-sharting

Similar to “Poot-sharting”, fart-sharting is the act of farting and subsequently sharting directly after without breaking the continuity of said fart. Fart-sharting can often times end in horrific and nightmarish scenes.
“Umm… Jombly… I Uhhhhh… I’m fart-sharting!”

“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”

“I love fart-sharting.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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danish fart

Danish fart

Gaseous products resulting from the fermentation and digestion of junk food like Danish pizzas and kebabs. The farts are typically expelled in bars and discotheques indiscriminately by males or females, primarily Danes.
The smell of the Danish fart results being extremely toxic and usually cause a general outcry amongst the unfortunate standing in the vicinity of the spot where the pestilential cloud propagates.
Rafael: Hey Luke, what happened on the dance floor? It is empty!
Luke: it sounds like the “Danish fart” alarm went off and everybody flew away!
by milfonian July 24, 2012
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Mustard Fart

When you have the hot farts and then go to the bathroom to test wipe and get a yellowish, brown color on the TP. It is usually a result from eating spicy fast food and tv dinners.
When I had to got to the bathroom and wiped my butt I noticed a yellowish-brown liquid on the paper, and I knew I was victim of a mustard fart because of all the spicy food I have been eating lately. It was messy.
by Vaimaster7 January 26, 2019
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sketchy fart

When your fart is too wet for comfort. You also question if you shat your pants or not.
The Taco Bell from dinner gave me a sketchy fart. I now have streaks in my underwear.
by fuern3 January 4, 2017
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Soupy Fart

A gas excretion from a male (usually jarryd) bottom that is so dense and pungent like pea soup. You may have to swim through the air to escape.
"Oh my god Jarryd! That stinks so bad! It is thick like soup. What a soupy fart!"

Accompanied by freestyle arms to escape the smelly invisible bottom creature
by Jazza's butt February 24, 2014
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Fart Maker

Manny " Hey bro .. How did it go with Shelbzzzz last night?"
Christian" Awesome bro!! I smashed her Fart Maker and dropped a cum bomb in her trench!"
by Booyah21 October 13, 2016
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Emilia Fart

Omg. That feather boa is soooo Emilia Fart.
by EmiliasPrincess November 19, 2018
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