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fart bandit

Someone who enjoys stealing your farts
That fuckin' wierdo Jessie is coming over again, and hes such a fart bandit. Really tries to bury his nose in the backdoor and take em all in secretly.
fart bandit by onebitchnigga October 17, 2014
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Fart Symphony 

Expecting to take a shit but ending up farting intensely into the toilet.
The fart symphony I had was almost as relieving as an actual shit.
Fart Symphony by Ketem December 14, 2014

fart swap 

Noun: 1. The act of placing one's buttocks and anus against another and passing flatulence into the other person's anus, whether via spreading of the buttocks and pressing rectums together or through use of another device, such as tubing or straws. 2. An unending task.
1. The wife finally let me fart swap with her last night. 2. Filling out these schedules every week is such a fart swap.
fart swap by Fat Albertson May 10, 2016

Fart spot 

It is a location that you chill in and fart in. It is typically on the floor of a very crowded mall. And activities to do at the fart spot include: people-watching, farting, burping, spitting boba on the walls, eating chicken, chilling, talking.
Hey, do you wanna chill at fart spot? I'm hungry, let's get chicken and sit there.
Fart spot by snitface October 1, 2016

Fart- Stealer 

Some one repeatedly fucking someone is the asshole so hard to the point the receiving person to not be able to let a fart out, therefore naming the person giving it a fart stealer, because "he stole your farts
Oh my gosh Tabitha I hope the man I will meet on my date is a fart- stealer!
Fart- Stealer by Kolachifries313 December 8, 2016

fart whistle 

Fart Whistle is when a human farts and it sounds like a whistle... I don't know what the he'll you where expecting.
Damn SETH that was a Damn good fart whistle! ;)
fart whistle by broley38 August 24, 2017