Blank My Dong

To blank someone's dong, is the act of ignoring someone's genitals when in clear view.
The phrase can also be used in the first person, to 'blank your own dong' or 'blanking my dong'.
When used in this context, it means that someone is lacking attention to there penis, and is most probably not wanking.

Bro 1: Dude, totally gonna have a threesome this weekend!
Bro 2: Awesome! Just make sure you blank his dong!
Bro 1: Yeah, i had one before, the other guy was just staring at it, he totally didn't blank my dong.

by George Hughes 5000 January 17, 2011

dong fondeler

A person who touches men in weird ways.

Peter: Hey Jack, stop touching my dick,
Jack: Sorry I can't help it, I'm a dong fondeler

by The Coffin Maker April 8, 2016

DONG

Your peen bigger than normal so therefore you have a fat DONG

Hey Tim, nice DONG you got there.

by D ANDER DADDY January 29, 2019

Rusty dong

The leftover stain on ur dong from bloody anal

When I pulled out of her anus I had a rusty dong

by Rusty Dong May 2, 2021

dong stone

The 8th infinity stone located in Earth.
This stone has most dangerous power in universe called DING-DONG

I DONT KNOW WHERE U R, BUT I WILL FIND U AND OWN U DONG STONE ...

by PhesojtheMuslim July 23, 2018

Dirty dong byczek

A bisexual man with an unclean penis.

did you see Dirty Dong Byczek? He took on the Italian stallion.

by Heroman16 January 4, 2017

Deep Fried Dong

A deep fried dong is a penis dipped in cocaine before fucking,

wow, that Deep Fried Dong last night was great!

by aaaaaaaaaaaā March 2, 2023