chinese flicker gooning

Chinese Flicker Gooning is the act of watching videos of the supreme leader xi jing ping while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Mao Zedong and freshly made orange chicken. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Wo cao ni ma" and "Wo cao" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 101-degree angle (representing the day of Chinese Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.

A: Do you Chinese flicker goon or Mexican flicker goon?
B: I'm Chinese, of course I Chinese flicker goon
A: I'm American but I like Chinese flicker gooning more

by Chinese flicker gooner June 26, 2025

chinese pocket method

A method of masturbation of males where guys grab their dick through their pocket and then jerk off

A: how do I jerk off in class bro?
B: just go to the last bench and use the Chinese pocket method!

by Okok32 July 13, 2025

Chinese Finger Trapped

When two men insert their penises from either end of a double sided pocket pussy. They become trapped as a Chinese finger trap.

My buddy and I got Chinese finger trapped this weekend. Had to fuck our way out.

by SanitizeMe July 14, 2025

Chinese Chiriyu

A chinese variant of chirayu who goons everyday and enjoys programming.

A: Yo, he's a chinese guy.
B: No, he's not just any chinese guy, he's a chinese chiriyu

by ShadowGrapes July 18, 2025

Chinese throat trap

The act of placing a soft penis into another persons mouth and then becoming erect, forcing the penis down the throat, and trapping the throat shut.

Named the throat trap because it goes in the throat easy but will not come out easily.

Kerry let me do the Chinese Throat Trap with her last night! I can’t wait to do it again.

by ThroatStuffer12355 July 26, 2025

Chinese Crab

A sexual act in which one person does a hand stand to another person's chest. Then the other person pinches their nipples while getting their ass eaten.

A stranger taught me how to Chinese Crab behind a gas station

by WOD2005 July 27, 2025

Chinese Crab

A sexual act involving two people in which one person does a hand stand in front of the other person, while the other person pinches their nipples and eats their ass

A Man taught me how to Chinese crabt behind a Chinese restaurant

by WOD2005 July 27, 2025