Chinese Robe

An act of sex where one peels their own flesh, turns it into a royal coat. The partner then takes the skin and wears it while eating out/sucking off the other.

Maricor: I just did the Chinese Robe with my math daddy.
Danny: Lucky slut, I've been wanting to with someone for ages!

by AnthoneeDaSkrub November 29, 2016

Chinese Surf Board

Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.

I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!

by ShortMort April 24, 2020

Chinese b&e

A form of break and enter in to a home when blind folder, the aim of the game Is to steal as many items as possible from the home while not taking ur blind fold off.

Person 1: Fuck mane I’m broke again

Person 2: Don’t worry I got u I been into Chinese b&e

by Masticspastic April 22, 2023

Chinese Finger Trap

When you're milking your girls throat with one hand, while simultaneously wearing her asshole like a sock puppet on the other. Becoming trapped plugging up two erupting swamp geysers.

"Strap really pulled Rory inside out last night. She broke free from the Chinese Finger Trap and redecorated the room."

by Tango Taco September 8, 2023

Chinese hot fudge popsicle

When you apply cat shit to your dong and then proceed to have a girl give you a blow job

I gave Kathy the Chinese hot fudge popsicle last night

by Mmmmm scrumptious July 25, 2019

Chinese checkers

Description of the never ending power grab, soap opera with the sale and control over Tik Tok.

That Tik Tok deal has been like watching Chinese checkers.

by anonymous September 21, 2020

chinese dirt ball

When you're eating out an Asian chick's asshole and she shits in your mouth.

Two asian chicks gave eachother chinese dirt balls.

by Kandyman420 June 10, 2016