by gnflefttoe October 9, 2021
Get the child mug.Tartaglia is literally the hottest character in fiction.
Im literally married to him and i have his massive 100km cock inside me.
There are NO words to describe how much i love him and how down bad i am
I would literally kidnap him in my basement and make him fuck me every minute
I would literally let him rape me do ANYTHING he wants with me and i would spar with him until i die. I want to do everything with him like every verb to ever exist and it would still be too little.
Every time i see him i cant look away for an hour because hes too perfect.
He could make me eat my own limbs while fucking me and i would be grateful he lives in my head i remember everything about him every voiceline every strand of hair i would kill someone or myself to just get one second with him hes my whole life i cant be in relationships because of how much i love him i can pay anything to see him
without him i would be dead i LITERALLY carved his name into my thigh!!
I literally start giggling and kicking my feet every time i see him or even remember him nothing else matters but tartaglia hes my life my air my world imagine needing friends if you have tartaglia.
hes the hottest character so sweet even the part where he lives for fighting and is a masochist But hes so nice to his family and i would conquer the world with him and beyond.
Imagine not liking Tartaglia Im literally his biggest fan/simp/everything!!
I love tartaglia and i want to kms every time someone mischaracterizes him<3
Im literally married to him and i have his massive 100km cock inside me.
There are NO words to describe how much i love him and how down bad i am
I would literally kidnap him in my basement and make him fuck me every minute
I would literally let him rape me do ANYTHING he wants with me and i would spar with him until i die. I want to do everything with him like every verb to ever exist and it would still be too little.
Every time i see him i cant look away for an hour because hes too perfect.
He could make me eat my own limbs while fucking me and i would be grateful he lives in my head i remember everything about him every voiceline every strand of hair i would kill someone or myself to just get one second with him hes my whole life i cant be in relationships because of how much i love him i can pay anything to see him
without him i would be dead i LITERALLY carved his name into my thigh!!
I literally start giggling and kicking my feet every time i see him or even remember him nothing else matters but tartaglia hes my life my air my world imagine needing friends if you have tartaglia.
hes the hottest character so sweet even the part where he lives for fighting and is a masochist But hes so nice to his family and i would conquer the world with him and beyond.
Imagine not liking Tartaglia Im literally his biggest fan/simp/everything!!
I love tartaglia and i want to kms every time someone mischaracterizes him<3
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Priest: Do you want to take Tartaglia/Childe/Ajax as your husband and be with him for the rest of your life?
Me: Yes.
*agressively makes out with Tartaglia*
Priest: Do you want to take Tartaglia/Childe/Ajax as your husband and be with him for the rest of your life?
Me: Yes.
*agressively makes out with Tartaglia*
by Dzikuss. July 2, 2024
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''Stop it your acting like a child''
''Stop it your acting like a child''
by X13T October 12, 2019
Get the child mug.Having a poster child on da wall may or may not be comparably satisfying or enjoyable as having one or more real rug-rats around, depending on your own temperament, physical capabilities, financial situation, etc. On da one hand, just staring at a nice picture won't give you da uniquely-pleasurable experience of actually holding and caring for a warm living breathing pint-sized fellow human, but on da other hand, it will save you da time, effort, expense (especially if said offspring has a bratty/delinquent tendency, in which case extra clothing-store/toy-department purchases or fines/bail-money would be an additional concern), emotional trauma, etc. of raising actual in-da-flesh children.
by QuacksO December 2, 2023
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Get the Child support mug.A super big ole' kid. Physically they must be much larger than they should be for their age. They also must have "Big kid" energy meaning they are dominating.
by BigChungus100 October 27, 2020
Get the Big Child mug.When the mother asks father for breaking during sex and he’s says no resulting in pain in vagina and also a baby! Therefore due to the mother pain during sex plus also having to experience hard labor during birth results in child support where father pays the mother
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