chicago baptism

Walking in the door and getting hit in the head with a fairly large dildo.

I loved Ebon’s story of his Chicago Baptism, as told on Late Night with Seth Meyers on June 19th 2024.

by ms2023 June 20, 2024

Chicago Baptism

To accidentally sit in a seat, wet with SOMETHING, on the CTA. Do it once, and you’ll never do it again.

There was one seat open on the red line, and before anyone could warn me, I got my Chicago Baptism.

by Chicago Zym June 26, 2024

Chicago steamer

When a hot slice of pizza falls onto you, causing severe burn marks on your dick.

Luke received a chicago steamer after he was clumsy with his pizza.

by Like shappard June 27, 2024

Chicago Snowblower

A sexual act where, at the conclusion of sex, a male ejaculates violently and excessively somewhere in the room, recreating a snowblower blowing snow. The semen is left in place for several weeks until it starts to smell and stinks up the entire room, much like how the entire city of Chicago smells awful.

"I gave Becky the good ol' Chicago Snowblower a few weeks ago and man, does my bedroom smell like shit!"

by femboydestroyer4960 September 12, 2024

chicafuck

V.: to chicafuck is to fuck around in Chicago

N.: a chicafuck is an instance of fuckery committed in Chicago

Bro let’s go up to black town and chicafuck up those niggas

Bro those niggas to dared retaliate to our chicafuck, so we got out the guns and shot them shits dead

by Bad C dev November 13, 2024

chicalobailar

v. A verb that describes the act of dancing childishly or badly; to dance bad.

Ella chicalobaila a la pista de baile.

chicalobailar

by CU4TR0D13DT0D4Y November 16, 2024

Chica n Wolf

Hottest maddest realist Yin Yang twin flames with the most badly goodly burning desire to ever exist in this universe and all realms for eternity.

DAMN!!! That Chica n Wolf make me hard as fuck just watching them.

Fuck me dead I’m drippin wet after walking past Chica n Wolf.

by Chica n Wolf December 22, 2024