catching print

Catching print is determining a man's dick size by looking at his pants. We can detect with full accuracy the size of his dick by where the bulge is.

Dick sizes are measured by A, B, and D for DICK.
-A is small. If his bulge is up top his pants, he's small. He does not extend past the balls.
-B is medium. Bulge in the middle. Dick and balls at the same level.
-D he has a woman pleasurer. Look down loooow. His area looks flat because the entire thing is dick. If the dick ends high, there's the bump. No bump means the dick is going all the way through there.

Matriarchy rise up. We're catching print now.

by pinkponyrave March 27, 2026

Catching Print

Determining the dick size by looking at the bulge in the pants and comparing the sack length to the penis :). An a-bulge is where the penis ends before the bottom of the sack, b-bulge is where it ends at the bottom of the sack, and g-bulge (we skip to g here) is where it ends past the bottom of the sack.

Riley: Hey, I'm catching print at the pool today! Wanna join?
Teagan: Oh he for surge is an a-bulge...
Riley: That's disappointing :(

by MeWhenICatchPrint March 27, 2026

Catching print

When women analyze the way a mans bulge is shaped in his pants at an attempt to try to guess his meat size.

Guy 1: Why do you think she ghosted me?
Guy 2: She was probably catching print.

by Poo poo pee pee poop March 28, 2026

Catch Up

Secret code for gay sex used by closeted homosexuals

-Hey Steve, let's catch up after dinner one-on-one

by Random-987 August 25, 2025

Catchphrase celebrity

A person who gets famous off of a catchphrase that they said

Coined by @3purxpii in 3 May 2025

Yo do you remember lil esco?
Yeah man he was the biggest catchphrase celebrity back in 2017
On god

by Jonas Marshall May 3, 2025

Catch a Pokémon

A cheeky way to tell your partner you’re about to show some enthusiastic affection by slapping your balls on her face— Pokémon-style.

P1: Dude, why the fuck is your ladies cheeks red??
P2: I decided to "Catch a Pokémon" last night, lol.

by ImOffensive October 18, 2025

Cachuca

A practical fantasy and expressive language featuring two dual registers—Saint Code (Sa-) for healing, clarity, and positive elevation, and Cursed Code (Chu-) for humor, mockery, and psychological provocation. It blends Spanish, English, internet slang, and academic terminology, with simple phonology and grammar, allowing speakers to fluidly switch between therapeutic and chaotic expression while exploring emotional, moral, and psychological depth.

😇 Cachuca Sentence (Saint Code)
Sa-Naranje! Sa-Valentia abra tu Koko-lia.

by Haeces November 2, 2025