I switch hit, but only in baseball 

A metaphorical way of telling someone you are not bisexual and have no desire to hook up with that person. Can be used by either gay or straight people. Especially true if you are a baseball switch-hitter.

Bi person: Wanna play some ball? Those homers you hit from both sides of the plate really turn me on!!
You: Sorry, but I switch hit, but only in baseball!

I switch hit, but only in baseball by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006

63rd base

1.
63rd Base is a base in which you meet an amazing girl...lets call her Beckiee and you plan to love her for the rest of eternity,

2.
also the second meaning is that, u find a milkman fucking a goat and join in the gangbang whilst jerking off a Donkey

1.

Aiden: "I think i met the most amazing girl ever"
Kat: "oh really who?"
Aiden: "this amazing girl called Beckiee i love her "

2.

Dan Ballard: "omg I SO RECHED 63RD BASE LAST NIGHT"
Aiden: "You sick fuck, go back to fucking your milkman you twat"

63rd base by funkyzozo1 September 22, 2009

Based 

Minimally informed, maximum belligerent.
If an opinion leaves any room for interpretation or nuance? Not based. If it takes an ignorant, reductionist view of the world? Based, and doubly so if it's offensive to one or more parties.

-Trans rights are human rights and I support neither.
-That's based

Based by doragon88 April 26, 2020

baseball 

The American version of cricket. Often focused around the MLB (Major League Baseball, mostly american teams) where there are overpaid, underworked "athletes". Most noted for lax restrictions on performance-enhancing drugs in its top players and its likelihood of most players to be on the injured list for injuries that would be laughed at in other sports (cuts, scrapes, strains...etc) Often is very boring, athletes will only play in nice weather (game called on account of rain is never heard in any other sport). Juggernauts such as the yankees, who's team is worth over 1 billion dollars pay for a dream team who rarely performs.

Man 1- Want to go watch the baseball game?
Man 2- I'd rather shoot myself in the foot.

baseball by Cranberrytheprincipal May 26, 2006

Baseball 

A true mans game! The most complex sports there is involving physics and strength to play! Involving hitting fielding and throwing to play. Ps.. Best sport ever

Rest in torture baseball haters

Baseball by Mike from bf August 18, 2013

Baseball 

An American variation on the English girls' sport of rounders. Baseball lowers the skill factor considerably by using a bat almost twice the size of a rounders bat thus making striking the thrown ball much easier.

Interestingly, the sport has a 'world series' in which only one nation competes. Some cynics suggest this reflects the host nation's global awareness.

Chap number one: What-ho, Jeremy! The Yanks are playing rounders!
Chap number two: Goodness, no, Cedric, that is one of their sports, they call it baseball - look, no gals and the equipment makes it easier.
Chap number one: Bless their cotton socks.

Baseball by The Archdruid of Mercia May 20, 2009

P base three 

A P base three is the mathematical way of saying P3, which was originaly an unfinished drawing of a penis, but now has also come to mean penis. Also P base four minus one.

"Quit grabbing your P base three in public, Mark, it's impolite."

P base three by The Horned Water January 25, 2005