Tofu Bacon 

an extremely contemporary term for "cool" or "super" completely replacing the term "what's shakin bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium

person 1: what's shakin tofu bacon?
person 2: not much; that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!

Tofu Bacon by The holy pancake batman August 23, 2008

cooking bacon

when cooking bacon on the stove being careful is a must so that the pig doesnt burn you... so driving around or more so in the same direction as a cop you have to be careful not to get burn by him/her

friend: r u ok

me: no im cooking bacon
friend: really wheres the cop
me:a couple cars back

cooking bacon by SrNiightmare September 30, 2012

cooking bacon

cooking bacon means asking people for spare change.
can be used:
''cook bacon''
''cook''

"I need another dollar"
"go cook bacon."

RIING!"hello?"
"what you up to?"
"cooking bacon."
"where?"
"at the mall"

cooking bacon by thamiam May 25, 2008

make it bacon 

when you ride bacon strips the size of little bow wow

"let me ride you, lil bow wow!"

make it bacon by dark July 28, 2003

toasted cheese and bacon sandwich 

a spadge filled and very hanging vagina.

i prized apart her minge lips and it looked like a toasted cheese and bacon sandwich.

toasted cheese and bacon sandwich by sam Hell June 22, 2004

To Bacon 

To be utterly horrible at a performance, act, or activity that one is trying very hard to be good at.

Try not to bacon like the young boy at the Highschool rockshow when he was laughed off stage.

To Bacon by not bacon November 25, 2007

Simulated Bacon Bits 

A security guard

Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!

Simulated Bacon Bits by The baconater August 1, 2009