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Iguana Boner

When you roll cannabis leaves as a blunt wrap.
Hey homie let’s burn down this iguana boner
by The Iguana’s Boner May 24, 2018
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Kentucky Boner

The act of having sexual intercourse in the restroom of a Kentucky Fried Chicken Restaurant
Ya man I took her out and gave her the Kentucky Boner
by Pace216 June 28, 2019
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Pro Boner

When two prostitutes hook up and decide not to charge for their services
Prostitute 1 - So I charge $500 per hour

Prostitute 2 - I'm a prostitute too though, Pro Boner?

Prostitute 1 - Pro Boner
by Johnpricey July 15, 2019
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Misery Boner

The sexual arousal derived from experiencing or watching others experience misery.

To enjoy one's own misery or that of others.

Synonym: Schadenfreude
John got a misery boner when Wade failed to get into Mechanical Engineering.
by WCAVSTECH May 4, 2019
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Feelings Boner

When your girlfriend or boyfriend is cute and affectionate it gives your feelings a boner.
Oh my god Mikayla, you are so cute. You just gave me a feelings boner.
by Babelyloo May 16, 2019
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Boner Honer

A slang term for someone’s mouth.
Shut your boner honer John.

Jane was upset when her husband started running his boner honer to the police officer.
by Bigdummie March 22, 2019
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itchy boner

when a males urethra itches and you rub your head to get rid of it, but give yourself a boner instead.
Man, I have an itchy boner.
by Illydex March 26, 2019
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