Hard attack

A hard attack like a heart attack but a little different. Hard attack - When you’re so horny that your penis requires more blood than your heart is capable of pumping therefore creating pressure in the blood vessels. If this goes on for too long the vessels burst and you either lose your penis or die.

Me: dude Jessica is so fine I think she’s gonna give me a hard attack.

Dude: yeeeeaaaaa meeeeee

by Penkid69 May 16, 2022

Lack Attack

Lack attack is when you catch yoself lackin while gettin caught

Damn that mf just had him a lack attack

by LilKnoLack May 30, 2022

Shart Attack

When a group of guys go out to eat at a greasy buffet for the purpose of giving themselves diharrea. As their stomachs hurt worse, they take turns farting as hard as they can until one unlucky soul shits his pants in front of his friends.

"It was a wild night out with the boys, Will totally lost the Shart Attack"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Attack Helicopter

A joke gender that no one cares about, and if you use it, you're jewish

A: I identify as an attack Helicopter
B: Get a life

by bruh.2365839573 September 13, 2022

cougar attack

When a younger person (18- early 20s), usually male, is dressed up in their cowboy attire and a group of older women attempt to prowl on said person in an affectionate way.

Those women at the country concert are about to cougar attack that guy who they think is good looking.

by G4pesce September 18, 2022

Shack Attack

Posting up in a shack crouched or prone hiding from enemy soldiers during combat.

Jimmy let his entire squad get wiped while he pulled a shack attack waiting for the enemy soldier to run through his optic.

by CodCamper September 28, 2022

Attack

I haven’t even begun to attack you yet you piece of shit.

Hym “We were still in the treating phase. I haven’t even begun to attack you yet. Illuminating the fact that your life’s work is a lie and that you’re and actual charlatan was just a professional courtesy.”

by Hym Iam September 29, 2022