zach attack

the act of taking cock in the mouth and/or ass

"hey your mom and i had an awesome zach attack last night"

by Gibbons June 16, 2008

virtual attachment

A virtual attachment is an attachment that you reference in your email but fail to attach.

Ken,
In the attachment I have reference the cost of your purchase. Please make your check out for that amount.

Kris,
I did not receive an attachment with your email. Was this a virtual attachment (VA)??

by Prof K October 8, 2010

attack chicken

someone with two or more of these traits:

death metal pants, mountain dew (code red), owns an alienware computer, monster energy drink, heelies, "cant sleep, clowns will eat me" t-shirt (or something similar), flourescent dyed hair, world of warcraft, live-action role playing, magic cards, one that goes under a psuedonym, knowledge of linux, epic metal jewelry.

"man that guy over there giggling really loud to that internet phenomenon while sipping on monster energy drink and gliding around the community college's cafeteria wearing heelies is such an attack chicken"

by Kirkland Baller Crew December 9, 2008

Attack On Titans

If you have watched of have heard of Anime, you have heard of AoT.
The Anime that takes 5 fucking years for a season 2 and season 3 thaa will probably be delayed a good 2 years.

If he doesn't have a name, it's 95% chance of death
He has a name and isnt the main character? 60% chance of death!

Person 1 : Man! Marco is sooo cool! I'm only Attack on Titans because of him!!
Person 2 : *Remembers episode 13* Yup...mmhmp *Sips coffee*

by lolhocares23 March 26, 2018

birac attack

Mike Birac's answer to the Zack Attack! A horrible hard rock group from Stoney Creek. Mike plays tambourine and sings, rarely in key.

You mean the zack attack from saved by the bell?

by some jerk February 6, 2005

crack-attack

When a person is asleep or unconcsious and you,and your friends all spread your ass cheeks and rub your ass cracks up and down in that persons face. (Most effective after taking a shit)

John: Hey guys, Mike is asleep.....Crack-attack!

Mike: (scarred for life)

by Spacer 54 April 18, 2009

Shark Attack

When you say something aloud to a friend and he or she repeats what you said with a rhyming word in a way that makes no sense whatsoever.

Lloyd - "Hey, did you see that shark swimming in the water?"

Sarah - "What? I don't see a park."

Lloyd - "SHARK ATTACK!!"

by Eat At Fido's July 22, 2011