waste of time, money and over all a big piece of over rated crap

AOL

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AOL is a waste of time money, and over all big piece of over rated crap

by jack March 6, 2004

lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

But it's better if you do.

Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster. So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close. - Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

by brightwhiteappl May 26, 2010

get more ass than a toilet seat

To really rake in the women. Popularized by Eminem & Nate Dogg's "Shake That."

Nate Dogg: "...I like good pussy and I like good trees. Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, and I get more ass than a toilet seat."

When Fred got promoted from restroom attendant to bouncer at the club, he started getting more ass than a toilet seat.

by Nick D May 28, 2006

a bad taste in my mouth

a feeling that something is false or unfair, a feeling of ill will

I left the meeting with a bad taste in my mouth. There was a lot of dishonesty in the room.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

more fun than a clown on fire

to be exceedingly entertaining, much like a clown on fire

Listening to Bush try to talk about foreign affairs is more fun than a clown on fire

by Thomas Hersh February 3, 2004

put your mom in a paragraph

A non-literal phrase one uses to intimidate or coerce a victim into believing that the victim's mom was or will be used in a such a way that only shmad words in paragraph format can describe how it went.

"Ayoo nigga you be talkin' so much shit, I swear I'm about to put your mom in a paragraph."

by Flocker708 January 23, 2012

Look a gift horse in the mouth

It's Roman slang: "Noli equi dentes inspicere donati". For example, you can find it in St. Jerome's Commentary on the Epistle to the Ephesians, written in the 5th century.

You look in a horse's mouth to determine its age and/or health. So if someone gives you a horse, and you look in it's mouth, it's like looking for a price tag. It's rude!

Lucius: I bought you this tunic in Thebes for your birthday.
Quintus: Thanks dude. Hey, look, the seam has really cheap thread.
Lucius: Noli equi dentes inspicere donati.
Quintus: Wha?
Lucius: It's Latin. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Quintus. Oh yah, right. Mea culpa.

by Ed the Horse July 17, 2009