A girl you meet on the beach at night that sounds and looks good in the dark, but when you take her into the light, she's ugly.
Tim: Dude did you hook up with that girl last night?
Heidecker: No way bro, she was a total Dark Face.
Tim: Gross!!!
Heidecker: No way bro, she was a total Dark Face.
Tim: Gross!!!
by Classic Murph April 6, 2011
Get the Dark Face mug.by Jerry Hambone December 29, 2016
Get the Texas Face mug.The pattern of excrement usual found splattered on the rear of a toilet or even in your pants. The explosion marks normally left when a bowl movement leaves your anus at high velocity, leaving stripes across the said toilet or underpants.
“Holey Moley Matt, looks like you have a Tigers face in your Boxers”
"My god Mike, someone has left a tigers face in the Bog"
"My god Mike, someone has left a tigers face in the Bog"
by Baron Rouge February 19, 2009
Get the Tigers Face mug.by Lol master January 31, 2015
Get the Train face mug.by HGH-MO July 19, 2009
Get the Face Dumping mug.by Toadette May 29, 2015
Get the Face battle mug.Pronounced 'as-pah' face (with a silent 'C', because that stinking extra consonant makes it flow all wrong n' stuff.)
A sad faced animal often seen on ASPCA Commercials (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) to induce pity and encourage mass donations of money.
OR
The expression seen in many bars/clubs/other social establishments on the face of men after being harshly shot down whilst picking up women.
OR
The sad look on children's faces when they don't get their way.
OR
The expression seen on guys' faces whilst attempting to solicit sex using a guilt-trip scenario.
OR
The expression on women's faces for just about anything under the sun when it's not the way they *perfectly* envisioned it.
A sad faced animal often seen on ASPCA Commercials (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) to induce pity and encourage mass donations of money.
OR
The expression seen in many bars/clubs/other social establishments on the face of men after being harshly shot down whilst picking up women.
OR
The sad look on children's faces when they don't get their way.
OR
The expression seen on guys' faces whilst attempting to solicit sex using a guilt-trip scenario.
OR
The expression on women's faces for just about anything under the sun when it's not the way they *perfectly* envisioned it.
I hate it when they put those ASPCA-faced puppies on TV. I feel like crying and adopting all 34509435034534534095 of them!!!
OR
Dude, what did she say to you? You have a total ASPCA face going on!! She must have been harsh!
OR
tell your kids to wipe that aspa face off, you're NOT going to Disney Land, you're going to your room! NOW!!!
OR
Don't give me that ASPCA face, I don't care if you're going to die a virgin!!!
OR
How could you have that ASPCA-face on, you knew he still lived with his parents!!
OR
Dude, what did she say to you? You have a total ASPCA face going on!! She must have been harsh!
OR
tell your kids to wipe that aspa face off, you're NOT going to Disney Land, you're going to your room! NOW!!!
OR
Don't give me that ASPCA face, I don't care if you're going to die a virgin!!!
OR
How could you have that ASPCA-face on, you knew he still lived with his parents!!
by The Vaginacological Society January 8, 2011
Get the ASPCA face mug.