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Maths

The incorrect British spelling of “Math,” where they add a plural to the end and try to justify it as a contraction
Steve, I just finished all my maths.
It’s a contraction of mathematics, Steve. Pronounce it correctly like me.

Steve later told him to go eat a dick
by Osaka-ramen chan November 5, 2021
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math class

Hey I know, let’s play a game!
Put a finger down if…
1. You feel like math class is a mental torture institution that should be abolished.
2. Nothing you ever learn in Math applies to your real world situations.
3. You had math class at the end of the school day or at the beginning of the school day
4. No matter how hard you studied or how positive you are about the quiz you took, you magically failed.
5. Yet somehow the people who complained that the test was too hard got 90s or 100s
6. Your teacher on the outside looks like a nice person but inside they hate you with a burning passion
7. You were mentally burned out or had an ongoing situation and couldn’t do the homework
8. …But your teacher couldn’t care one bit if your goldfish died
9. Your teacher taught easy equations but left you with the hard ones.😒
10. Throughout anytime in your math class days, you said “Fuck it” or “It is what it is”😒
Now that lunch is over… Time for Math class
*sighs in depression*
by NoFriendlyFire21 August 2, 2024
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Miranda Math

Austin gives Miranda chocolate.

Miranda spills chocolate on herself.

It’s Austin’s fault.
That’s Miranda math
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Maths

Hey bro we got maths next

AHHHHH!!! Kill me now!!!
by Chicken……89 November 16, 2021
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Iqra Math and Science Academy

a place where you read Quran and get fucked
Fuck oxford me and my homies go to Iqra Math and Science Academy
by imsa groper June 17, 2022
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Math

The teacher gives MATH homework to the students.
by Redlegend7316 March 14, 2022
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Math

Timmy said he liked math. Timmy is a liar.
by Abyss_Trips November 19, 2023
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