Holy shit

God's duckas.

I saw Him say, "Let there be holy shit." And there was. And the holy shit was good.

by seanthebeloved July 26, 2011

shit picky

when someone in a position of authority invokes the letter of the law versus the spirit of the law

Your honor I was doing 57 in a 55 when the officer pulled me over and wrote me for speeding. Call me crazy, but I think he was being just a little bit shit picky...

by jakesterinthehouse August 1, 2011

mystery shit

A shit that comes out so fast, you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.

I took a mystery shit last night.

by icouldntthinkofanyothername November 13, 2011

the nes-shits

a term for the small round feces that resemble the childrens cereal

bob: " damn that worcester egg pimms big mix gave me the nes-shits"

carl:"fuck have you seen that tramp!, shes covered in nes-shits"

bob:"lord above"

by impman lorenz June 18, 2011

Quantam Shit

When you get on the porcelain throne and pump a few jams and shit until your empty.

Dude 1 : Man you never called me back

Dude 2: I was in quantam shit mode, i had katy perry playing and i was dusting off some pigs in angry birds.
Dude 1: Oh. Ok.

by LOLQUANTAM July 6, 2011

shit fuck tit

When you titty fuck a girl while having a dirty sanchez.

I would shit fuck tit Megan Fox

by Mr.BigClit July 6, 2011

Shit in the freezer

To shit in the freezer - to destroy one's chances or reputation through an idiotic lapse.

From the UK tv show Big Brother, when a contestant lost crediblity by shitting in the freezer.

"The guy was doing okay till he shat in the freezer".
"Don't get caught acting stupid and lose your rep - Don't shit in the freezer."

by Conhead October 13, 2011