Har-i Har-i Haribo

when you need to ask the guy in Lidl if they have haribo but you struggle to speak

you: e-e-excuse me Har-i Har-i Haribo
worker: No

by drengen fra randersrealskole May 1, 2024

I was kidding

Used when someone does'nt want to explain or emphasis something more and wants to move on, other than the person actually kidding.

"I was kidding about us dating, we could never ha..."

by na01 December 11, 2022

I reject

When you have a lot of time on your hands, and you don't want to dread over your existential angst, you buy time by being more verbose and conveying a simple concept in elaborate terms.

"I reject" is such an alternative for "No"

Swati - Could you pass some salt.
Shipra - I reject.

by theGodWithManyWords April 24, 2021

I Was In Alpha

A Master Yi Q Alpha Strike Bug

'I was in alpha wtf riot fix it ' Cowsep

by IAmSynapse December 5, 2017

I Can’t Drive 55

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No!

Uh!
So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more...
We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"

Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said Yea!, Oh yea!
Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!
Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
Uh!

When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get get my care out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I Can’t Drive 55!
No, no no,

I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

Väster I Lund

Väster is a place in the west part of Lund, Sweden. There is a lot of gang violence and crime there.

The famous producer Hugo lives there. That's why there is a lot of tourism also.

-Oh man, did you go to Väster I Lund?
-Yes I did, and I met the cool producer Hugo!

by Kalle Boss November 9, 2020

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025