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Shit nuts

A common phrase used by stoners when things get heavy or they get into a tight situation.
Hey man how you doing? Not bad, look at this ounce I just picked up. (takes out ounce). Shit nuts that stuff look dank man let's get on it.
by The great.. OMG its nearly 420 February 7, 2012
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shit-day slalom

(noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.
Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.
by Holly M S February 15, 2012
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bag of shit cunt

A bag of shit cunt is a bag of shit with a small pussy inside in other words a man that is full of crap and is PUSSY.

Andy told me that he isn't scared of paul but when paul went to his house to fight him andy hid !! What a bag of shit cunt !!
You bag of shit cunt !! Is an insult used to define how much 1person dislikes another by combining shit and cunt and putting into a bag !!

I hate that bitch so much she's such a fukingg ..... Bag of shit cunt
by INtheKNOW March 19, 2012
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shit caping

The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.
Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.
by capedcrusader March 30, 2012
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crappin-shit

The totallity of, all encompassing, 100% of.
I love the crappin-shit out of you. He beat the crappin-shit out of him. He fucked the crappin-shit out of her.
by mnarahthon April 16, 2012
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Shit Doctor

A Plumber who unblocks sewage pipes.
"Oh no, the toilet is blocked. Quick, call the Shit Doctor!"
by Builder April 22, 2012
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shit witness

To be exposed unknowingly and unwillingly to the act of another individual defecating in a public area.
Did that man just take a shit in someone's front yard??? If you saw what I just saw, you have just become a fellow Shit Witness! For counseling please contact 1-800-SHI-TWIT or attend your local ShitWit Anonymouis meeting.
by Psycho Whiteboy,V.V. June 3, 2012
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