sucks to be you

A flip response meant to deflect the pressure of an accusation.

"Hey, guy, you parked like 2 inches from my car. How am I supposed to back out?"

"Beats me...sucks to be you".

by Maldez January 9, 2017

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024

You

A failure

James: How are you?

Shithead: Wow, that's mea.

by Shithead.pronounced.SHITH_EAD November 18, 2019

are you serious rn bro

when your a 6th grader and you watch speed too much.

Bro stop saying "are you serious rn bro"

by hahahahahahregsrvwrtvhw64rt November 5, 2022

I wanna see what you get to experience all the time

Da reason you give a dude when asking him to let you have sex wif his wife or girlfriend.

A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

kick you to the lowercase

When something is closer it is uppercase, and when it’s further away it’s smaller so it’s lowercase. When you “kick something to the lowercase” it essentially means kicking their ball off.

“Boy if you don’t quit playin’ with me Imma kick you to the lowercase !”

“You should be nicer to that one girl, I heard she likes to kick guys to the lowercase.”

by myelin may May 7, 2023

I like spending time with you

I dont have crush on you so stop dreaming about me pls
Thanks!

I like spending time with you

by LunarDarkKnigh June 28, 2022