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self chod

noun: an instance in which you fuck yourself

verb: to fuck yourself, to fuck up, to self-sabotage
"Jon says he want to make friends, but he always cancels plans last minute. He's such self chod."
Oedipus learned that he had bedded his mother, and plucked out his own eyes. It was a real self chod.
by montypythonllama August 7, 2017
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Self Inflicted Dick Punch

When you throat blast a girl and then proceed to punch her throat containing your penis
Dude I Self Inflicted Dick Punched that girl so hard last night. She needed vocal chord surgery. Do i feel bad? No, not at all.
by Picklerickkk69 June 20, 2018
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Self-centeredness

Self-centeredness is defined as being preoccupied only with oneself or one's own affairs. It is more of being too interested in yourself and not caring about the needs or feelings of other people. -Emeasoba George
Self-centeredness is synonymous with self-obsession.
by Emeasoba George July 26, 2018
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Gustavio's balanced self

Gustavio's balanced self is really helpful. I do appreciate that. I never tell him enough. I never do many things enough. But this is about Gustavio. His balanced self.
Thank you, Gustavio's balanced self, for being there. Better late than never. Better digital than nothing at all.

Gustavio's balanced self, I still have so much work to do. Scary when I think of it. Coffee?
by Krkič January 20, 2019
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self-contributor

1. an Employee whos the Boss doesn't understood and that why must be me again?

2. When the kid need to apoligize his Mom but will never do that. But always has done after calm down :)
ad. 1. My boss John ordered me wash his car and Even didn't ask me do I want to do or can do that. (So now I'll be a self-contributor)
ad. 2. ... everybody knows the feeling : self-contributor
by proJektdariusz2D May 1, 2018
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Self Uteral Destruction

When a female (more commonly young less experienced stupid chick) does or knowingly lets others do freaky

stuff with her vaginal regions that could potentially cause harm. Generally sexual in nature. In most cases alcohol or other recreational drugs could be involved.
“Becky needs to chill out! There’s a difference between A one night stand and sleeping with the whole bar plus there mom too! It’s like she’s stuck in Self Uteral Destruction mode....”
by RhianneSaurusRex June 6, 2018
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Self-Asexual

When one enjoys to sexually please their partner but they do not, however, enjoy being pleasured themselves .
"Oh, I'm Self-Asexual, it's okay!"
by letsgetcats June 7, 2018
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