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Iron egg skill

Conditioning one's ball sack by repeatedly enduring either self-inflicted or assisted blows to them.
A technique practiced by Shaolin monks in Shaolin Kung Fu that also goes by the names 'Groin Skill' or 'Gold Armour'.
Andrew: Tyler what are you doing to your coin purse?!
Tyler: It's called the Iron Egg Skill dear Andy, I'm going to have the balls of a god!
Andrew: How often do you get kicked in the nuts?
by peno91 March 28, 2015
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Vampire’s egg salad

To dine on the many splendors of menstruation. To eat a girl out during her period.
Allessandra is a dirty girl, she asked me to dinner and the main course was the vampire’s egg salad.
by Lilboknerr October 29, 2017
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Egg Scrambler

Where you grab hold of his balls and squish as hard as possible until the testicles have reduced to the consistency of scrambled eggs.
He didn't please me enough, so I used the Egg Scrambler on him.
by Frostwulf August 10, 2012
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Boiling eggs

The act of having sex in the bush while camping.
They've been gone a while. Are they boiling eggs?
by Egg Boiler January 2, 2015
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Egg sit

Sit in the fetal position contemplating life
Gays need to take an egg sit
by #s r = 2 letters April 17, 2019
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rotten eggs

father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.

son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
by Sexydimma January 28, 2013
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Eggs Benedict

An Actor popular for his roles in TV shows and films, like Sherlock and Dr. Strange
Bob: "Man, Dr. Strange was such a great movie!"
Jamal: "Idk Eggs Benedict is sort of odd imo"
by Radical Something May 16, 2018
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