50 Shades of AIDS

A crude term for an individual with an alarmingly large number of STD/STIs or love bugs, regardless of whether they show signs of them or not.

Shit Monkey: "That whore of a man, Testicle Tim, has slept around so much that he's finally contracted every STD known to man."

Fuckhead Fred: "Hey, he be gots them 50 Shades of AIDS!"

Shit Monkey: "You fucking dumbass, there are way more VDs than AIDS."

by Testostices McSourpenis August 31, 2019

Electronic AIDS

Another name for Celiac disease--an inappropriate auto-immune response to gluten.

Oh man, my mom got diagnosed with electronic AIDS and now I'm not allowed to keep bread in the house!

by Wankeronfireweasel April 15, 2025

Band aid food

Food that you use as a “band aid” to feel better when you’re upset.

“I deserve some band aid food after all this bullshit”
“You wanna go get some band aid food?”

by Santa Muerte June 20, 2023

gona-sphi-herpe-aid

used to tell someone that some one else DEFINATELY has some sort of STD

Dan has had sex with so many chicks I think he has gona-sphi-herpe-aid

by Mary-Jo April 11, 2006

Tactical sleeping aid

Aka TSA. Is a bear or moose teddy for an adult aged above 30 years old. Who uses this teddy to sleep with at night.

Hay Joanna you need a Tactical sleeping aid to improve you sleep at night.

by Witch man July 16, 2022

kool aid rapper

a fuckboi rapper with no skill that raps about basic ass subjects with shitty rhyme scheme

Person 1: Yo did you hear that new Chance the Rapper song?
Person 2: Nah man, he turned into a kool aid rapper.

by nihkillsayan October 27, 2014

dirty aide

Someone who likes to eat there plate after eating there food just for good fun :)

"Hey I'm done eating"
"Cool"
"Can I eat your plate?"
"Why?"
"Because I'm dirty aide"

by Big church May 03, 2020