more tea vicar

when somebody has just farted they say the words more tea vicar in a posh english accent.
When in the right company everyone will laugh
excellent!!

Just after dad had sat down after eating some peculiar curry he farted very loudly . He then said more tea vicar and everyone was dying to laugh

by Norminski January 9, 2008

Amish Tea Kettle

When you get a handjob, and the chick is jerking you so fast, that you get a friction burn, and you cum all over her, blinding her with your hot man liquid.

Dude, I promise you I will never go to that girls house again, she gave me the worst Amish Tea Kettle I've ever gotten!

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Extreme Tea Bagging

The act of dropping ones balls onto someones face while either rollerblading, skateboarding, or snowboarding.

I have a pair of rollerblades and some tear-aways, lets make with the extreme tea bagging!

by Ian P. January 22, 2006

tea boiler

An English or British racing car. Derogatory of a rice burner (riced out car) in England.

I was driving the A5 and say a funny ass Tea Boiler.

by deez nutz March 5, 2003

warm iced tea

Warm watery brown Diarrhea.

I ate all the nacho dip and got a case of warm iced tea!

by Ranchcarpets March 27, 2015

Tea-Bag Together

When one person sucks the other’s balls while they suck on two actual tea-bags.

John: You know Marta? We tea-bagged together.
Tyler: You what?
John: Y’know, when you get your balls sucked while sucking on some tea-bags; that’s when you tea-bag together.

by Skulker May 24, 2018

Keep the tea in the pot

when you have something to say about somebody or something but you decide to keep it to yourself. also known as spilling tea when you tell someone about what happened.

did you hear about Jason,never mind I’m going to keep the tea in the pot.

by lilv February 26, 2018