reverse poopcow

pooping sitting back wards on the toilet with my laptop on top of the tank.

Bob: What are you doing?
Fred: Taking a poop
Bob: But you're on facebook chat
Fred: Reverse poopcow position

by shamrockkid29 November 12, 2010

Reverse Santa

Sex position where both people are upside down in a small space (like a chimney) usually with at least one person wearing a Santa suit

We were rudely interrupted from doing the reverse Santa when Sarah open the closet door.

by Chief Elf February 6, 2020

reverse pleasure

When a man fingers a girl whilst she wanks him

After learning they couldn't have children billy and Martha resorted to go to the bathroom and try the reverse pleasure

by Jdog smooth November 8, 2013

Reverse unicorn

A sex position where the girl has a unicorn butt plug in her arse while getting jammed by a homie

Damn, me and my girl tried the reverse unicorn last night that shit was brutal

by muselus February 28, 2020

Reverse Dooner

The act of sitting on the toilet whilst facing backwards...Then preceeding to take a shit down the front of the bowl, leaving behind a skid-mark.

Girl 1: Ewww i walked in on that guy over there and he was facing the other way on the toilet, talk about awkward?!?
Girl 2: Rofl, Yeah i think that was a reverse dooner!
Girl 1: I dont care what it was, its still fucked up!

by PatrickMcCarthyTimaruLOL March 1, 2011

Reverse Wingman

The fat and/or ugly chick who accompanies the hottie at the bar, making it impossible to score with the hottie.

This operates as follows: by directing your attention at the hot chick who has a Reverse Wingman, you are implicitly offending the Reverse Wingman, thereby giving the hottie an excuse to condemn you as unfeeling, shallow, insensitive, looks-obsessed, etc. Hotties bring the Reverse Wingman along when they, the hotties, either genuinely wish to be left alone, or when they want to be a tease and derive sadistic pleasure from rebuffing all advances. Do not reward this behavior! Or even better, flirt with the Reverse Wingman...it'll drive the hottie crazy.

by Im Exil September 26, 2013

reverse dragonblast

When having anal intercourse and accidentally using gasoline instead of KY as a lubricant causes it to ignite under the intense friction, and subsequently blowing your dick out of the ass with flames shooting out of the ass from the buildup of methane under pressure. Anything within six feet downrange of the asshole is destroyed.

Doctor: Well how did THAT happen?
Patient: I was so excited my girlfriend let me have anal intercourse that I didn't notice I used gasoline to lubricate the situation and the resulting reverse dragonblast scorched my cock.

Doctor: Yes, it happens more than people think. I suggest that in the future you place the gasoline in a more appropriate container, perhaps one of those fucking impossible to use safety cans with the vent in the nozzle that everyone hates.

by Dwmichalakchekcneldneldi April 19, 2018