put the boys to bed

A point in the evening where the leased midget prostitute services all of the men at a sports-related party and the party is then officially over.

We were watching the NFL Draft. It got to 2am and Destiny put the boys to bed.

by Meethane May 2, 2015

purple puts

A slang term for Ambien because of its purple color tone and because it PUTS (Puts U To Sleep)

I took a few purple puts to get some sleep I've had insomnia for the past few days

by Mark Wayne July 10, 2015

Put To A Sum

Taking all of the days events and adding them together to put the day under a category

Miles: how was your day bro?
Koda: Put to a sum, not all too great

by KodaFoxx June 28, 2016

Party-put

The act of putting things away in a bizarre and chaotic order as a result of smoking too much meth while doing it.

It was a perfect! But then my friends showed up and took it apart and party-put it back together.

by ThatDamnLetiStarr August 3, 2016

putting things in the attic

face banging your wife in the short windows that your baby is not being a jerk

Robert and I are just putting things in the attic while Ollie naps

by Salty McDolphil August 18, 2016

Put on Clams

The 2016 equivalent of the mid-late 2000s phrase "you got served". For one to be put on clams, they must be showed up by somebody who is considered of lesser ability (i.e. an underdog).

The phrase's origin is unclear but it did originate from the suburban town of Montville, NJ. The thought process behind the phrase seems to tie into the nature of clams to be served as an appetizer (i.e. clams casino) on a platter for group consumption. In this example, it points to somebody being put out in the open to be picked on by a multitude of bystanders.

Mark, the tiniest kid in the school, just stuffed Rob's (the varsity basketball captain) shot in gym class. ROB JUST GOT PUT ON CLAMS

by Jgo55 November 17, 2016

put the moves on the ficus

To make advances toward someone in an attempt to hopefully have sex with them.

"I saw Kyle trying to put the moves on the ficus with some hot girl at the party last night."

by 24shotsofjager November 22, 2016