Mind Fuck

When you shove a shocker in both holes of a woman.

“Hey Garrett, how’d last night go?”

“I mind fucked the shit out of her!”

by TeddyRuckSpun January 19, 2021

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Wakening Mind Spasms

Scientific Pronoun

-the confusion that accompanies kundalini activity in the crown chakra

Originator: DR Ryan Swain

"This kundalini's got my head doing wakening mind spasms."

by ScramGeek August 10, 2017

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Closed minded

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Stop being so closed minded.

by MGhandi69 April 29, 2021

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The law of the forgetful mind

The law of the forgetful mind states that if you do something and someone forgets you did or if you take something and someone forgets about it you have now gotten away with that action.

“Yeah I’m still using their skateboard because they forgot I had it, gotta love the law of the forgetful mind.”

by Stefonson December 29, 2024

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One Mind Stand

Something that completely fucks your mind until you think about it and it suddenly makes sense.

Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.

Rob: Tell me about it.

Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.

Rob: Total one mind stand.

by C.O.B. December 7, 2011

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A more simple and at the same time more emphatic way of saying "I get it" or "I understand". Usually improved by saying "I get it" first. When face to face (instead of in a texting situation) probably best supplemented by pointing each index finger to a respective side on the forehead.
Sure to convince anyone that you've understood something and that you're frighteningly smart.

I get it, it enters my mind-brain.

Don't question me twice, I get it, it enters my mind-brain. Because I'm smart.

by Mizzrysnath April 23, 2024

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