Bearded Know-It-All

A stereotypical social media commentator, usually with a beard, who likes to hear themselves speak as if they are an expert on a given subject, but their expertise might be questionable.

The bearded know-it-all gave me an unsolicited lesson on what he thought was the proper way to drink bourbon.

The bearded know-it-all mentioned on his podcast that birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs.

The bearded know-it-all argued that there is no difference between micro and macroeconomics.

by Rev Possum Jenkins July 16, 2025

Jordan "We don't know anything" Peterson

Pfffft! Doesn't it get old!? How fucking tired is your schtick Jordan?

Jordan "We don't know anything" Peterson "We don't what happens when Muslims are in Christian countries! We don't know what happens when Twitter! All we know is that you just HAVE to do my incest cult! You NEED to validate my worldview!"

Hym "This isn't a fight for women's equality. If it's 60/40 in any direction it's in the direction of women and you don't actually attribute value to the lives of men who aren't fucking. You are shit. You fail by your own metric. My only metric is being a genius and better than everyone and I am already both! Really, it's ridiculous what you're doing here."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2025

know up

What you tell them you said instead of "blow up"

This whole room is rigged to blow up!
"BLOW UP!? I'm outta here!"
No, I said know up!

by MrBricks January 24, 2023

super know it all

individual who knows more than everything way beyond the norm.

the super know it all always has more answers than you actually need.

by anonymous July 24, 2023

I know not

Another way of saying "That better not be true". Usually used as an exclamatory statement after hearing something displeasing.

Mayor: "Because of the hurricane, it is possible we will be without power for a few weeks."

Disgrunted Citizen: "I know not!"

by AnnieF83 September 1, 2021

You don't know ball

A phrase used to let someone know their opinion is garbage.

Also a phrase that apparently REALLY got under some guys skin on Instagram.

"You wrote an entire novel about why this phrase is stupid? Wow...you don't know ball.

by ohword? July 14, 2024

Jimmie knows

Was the first gambling radio host before it became legal. Located in Baltimore, MD he was controversial and brash and could actually pick winners. He would hate how sports gambling has become mainstream.

Did you listen to the Jimmie Knows show on ESPN radio this morning? I think there is going to be a protest outside his radio station.

by Illbearound February 2, 2024