Jersey Crab Cake

the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.

Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.

by crabber292 December 9, 2021

Jersey shower

When you or your partner shit into your hands, throw it up in the air and run under it.

My buddy got his girl to give him a Jersey shower last weekend!

by Swingingdee January 6, 2022

Jersey shore

A bunch of fucked up whores

Jersey Shore can't pull the ace card

by Richard bakes February 23, 2022

Jereius

that has a big cock

cute

Best cum

OMG Jereius has a big cock

by Astro 0liver February 27, 2022

Jereius

1#The best cum

2# Sexy and hot

3# will give the time of your life

OMG Jereius has the best cum!!!

by Astro 0liver February 27, 2022

Jesseist

The act of making fun of Skeletons that have an abnormally large bladder.

Yo that was kinda "Jesseist" of you

by Jesseundmew March 5, 2022

jesseist

not liking people that are german and have bladder problems.

Im jesseist against that skeleton over there!

i hate german people most of them are jesseist

by chetchup March 5, 2022