Jumps

A green frog that only wears a red shirt. Looks like a booger (the hard kind) with a tad of blood.

Ew jumps looks extra musty today.

by hamchoi69 December 31, 2020

Seat Jump

When you're standing on a bus (or other public transport) as there are no seats and someone near you gets up to get off, you quickly jump into the absent seat before anyone else has chance.

*Jack & Tom are standing on a crowded bus*
*A man in a nearby seat gets up to get off*
*Jack Seat Jumps instantly into his seat*

by SoupOnHerHed September 15, 2011

Jump

1) An elite song by Bangtan Sonyeondan
2) Something you can do.

1) Jump is my favourite song
2) Star jumps are silly.

by Augustluvs_kpop November 25, 2024

Jizz high jump

When laying on your bed and you attempt to blow your load up over your head and stick it to the wall behind you.

Bronson was trying to set a new jizz high jump record

by Bron wolfgang May 13, 2017

jumped up joe jesus

A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.

“What in the jumped up Joe Jesus are you idiots up to now?”.

by Baddkharmaaz January 2, 2025

Jump Up

A person at work who gets up right when lunch is over and goes to work Immediately.

Sit back Down Jump Up Jimmy and stop being such a Douche.

by NightCrawler123 November 12, 2020

Jump scare

an image you see that is so ugly or gruesome it scares you, makes your heart stop for a second.

“ did you see that picture Jen posted yesterday? “
“ yeah & she thinks that looked good?! instant jump scare “

by DrDaniiiPhantom May 18, 2024