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Dirt

Dirt is the meanest person ever because he accused me of calling him the n word and i’m really really upset about it
dirt if your seeing this ily really
by xavierhasapisskink January 19, 2022
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Dirt Pickle

A dirt pickle is an asshole pickle that was pickled in your moms stinky ass pussy juices .
“Eric you’re such a dirt pickle
by Flucking Duck iuuuhh October 5, 2018
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Dirt person

A person of disgusting and foul nature not to be respected
Larry is such a dirt person we shouldn't hangout with him anymore
by Mtg187 October 21, 2022
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eat dirt

when you tell someone to eat dirt, it is usually to present a minor form of annoyance. for example, if someone stole my pen, i’d glare at them and tell them to eat dirt. now, if someone killed my cat, i’d kill them. big difference.
“eat dirt” i say to the annoyance of a child who is consistently tugging on my leg.
by eatmyshooooooooooooorts October 31, 2023
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Kentucky Dirt Bike

A pedal bike equipped with a small motor such as a chainsaw or weed whacker motor.
Did you see Dale’s new Kentucky Dirt Bike? What a piece of shit....
by Waterbilly84 May 21, 2018
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magic dirt theory

Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.

Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.
A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."

B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"

A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"

B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"

A: "Another day another troll"
by Silicosis9324 July 19, 2024
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dirt dan

When the female is giving a blowjob, and the male sticks his fingers up his ass and shoves the feces into her nose
I just gave my girl a dirt dan, she called the police, and I'm in jail now.
by DIRT DAN USER September 7, 2016
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