crack deal

Noun.

A really bad deal, a scam. Could also be used to describe a bad idea.

$1500 for that shitty Honda? What a crack deal.

by frank carter April 14, 2007

crack a bag

opening a bag of heroin (eastcoast bags are wax type stampbags) and getting high

"yo man crack a bag with me"
or
"yo im about to crack a bag, want some?"

by Jason McKinney October 28, 2004

Crack Puppy

Attractive male who is not a dating opption because he is too involved with drugs.

1) "Tony I wish I could date you, but you are such a Crack Puppy"

2) "Tommy Lee is a Crack Puppy."

by Bessi December 20, 2005

Crack Spider

The spider that john claims is his alter ego and most likely is.

OMG its the Crack Spider, oh what, wait, its just john

by John Doe Mo Tree January 09, 2008

crack whores

Girls from Schenectady. They will do anything for that rock!!

guy 1: "Hey, what ever happened to that girl from Schenectady you were dating?"

guy2: "Dating? Are you nuts? I gave her 20 bucks and treated her like the crack whore she is! They're all crack whores in Skank-ectady!"

by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway October 07, 2007

crack rental

A car rented to go buy drugs with. Useful to avoid seizure of one's own property if caught by police. As seen on COPS.

Is this a crack rental, ma'am?

by jake5443 July 19, 2004

Crack hoe

Any Person who is extreamly obsessed with crack.

Someone who LOVES crack

My son is a happy "Crack Hoe".

Like you really believe I would concider dating this "Crack Hoe".

by Frankie February 11, 2005