Commander Chris

Commander Chris is a gay eRPer who jerks off to hentai comics. Also around the age of 14.

Dude, Commander Chris is so gay!

by seinfeld11 July 15, 2019

CHRIS MOM

chris mom

chris mom

by chris mom November 14, 2019

Chris Tye

An absolute and utter nonce. Takes pride in being a creepy, unwanted and annoying arsehole. Will try and steal your girlfriend and/or boyfriend given the opportunity, so keep your loved ones close, for your own sake.

Hey look there's Chris tye!
Oh shit be careful he might steal your kids!

by Racistpug November 20, 2019

chris church

Someone that doesn't do much of anything and rather sit at a bar and drink coors.

Lazy
Old
Alcoholic

Every Friday Brad is a chris church at 2:30pm.

by Tman27 April 13, 2019

Chris Zegzula

A person of great experience with girls, mostly sex. he most likely had sex with your mom, and if you're female and you never seen him, he is coming for your booty.

Chris Zegzula is the pussy destroyer

by Zegzula300 April 29, 2019

chris lease

fucking retarded

man chris lease is such a dumb fucking moron, retard, aspie, autistic kid

by goeber May 23, 2019

The Creepy Chris

Flopping around on top of your girl like a freshly caught trout. then having to shower straight after.

I did the Creepy Chris" the other day. Flopped on top for about 30 seconds and had to wash the germs off straight after

by Shinyknight June 8, 2019