Boner Honer

A slang term for someone’s mouth.

Shut your boner honer John.

Jane was upset when her husband started running his boner honer to the police officer.

by Bigdummie March 22, 2019

Boner Hematoma

The bruising a dick gets when you screw a very skinny girl.

Jeff: Hey Mike, I finally screwed Heather last night.

Mike: Was it good or what?

Jeff: Not really. She's so skinny I got a boner hematoma.

by patsguy June 18, 2011

Boner Yoghurt

A euphemism for semen

Sam really puts out a lot of Boner Yoghurt, doesn't he?

by Boner Yogurt July 9, 2015

Nano-boner

A small twitch of the penis caused by sexual thoughts or stimuli.

"Okay, sir, could you pull down your pants so I could have a look at the problem. Just relax, sir, nothing to be embarassed about."
"Certainly."
"Ah okay, it seems to be a standard skin condition on the top of the penis, nothing to worry about. My 20-year-old daughter had the same thing on her breasts. She..."
"..."
"Oh dear, I'm sorry about that twitch it just did."
"In the profession we call that a nano-boner!"

by Autonova May 6, 2010

outrage boner

A condition where feeling angry or upset is manufactured for the purposes of self gratification.

The man’s veiny outrage boner throbbed anytime they felt the upset about a contentious situation that they went out of their way to put themselves in.

by possiblyben February 23, 2019

Diabetes boner

The act of becoming so sexually aroused by food that it leads to immediate diabetes.

The cake that Angela made was so good, it gave Peter a diabetes boner.

by Shaggy007 February 7, 2017

Bunsen Boner

When you stick your dick in alcohol and light it on fire.

James uses his Bunsen boner to heat his solution.

by Dr. HOFBrICl December 10, 2021