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Blue eyes 

A human eye color that range from a very light, vague blue to midnight blue. Blue eyes were originally a genetic mutation in a person who lived 10,000 so it spread (inbreeding was probably involved in the early days) which means all blue-eyed white people are related.

Blue eyes are associated with beauty and they can be beautiful and celestial or dull and boring. They are also associated with femininity sometimes though, studies have shown blue eyes are more common in men in Europe, Canada and America.

It is said by some that blue eyes may die out. They may be declining in America but that is unlikely to happen.
Sarah: John's eyes are such a pretty, deep blue.
Emily: I wish my eyes were darker, mine are just light blue and dull.
Sarah: You know, if you were to get married, you'd be like inbreeding
Emily: How so?
Sarah: Because all blue-eyed people descended from one person
Emily: Yeah but we're probably like 30th cousins by now.
Sarah: Well whatever, blue eyes are just eyes after all.
Blue eyes by BlueEyedBoy March 30, 2013
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blue rhino

Farting into someone's mouth while recieving a rim job. just like the propane company
I totally gave Jamie a blue rhino last night!
blue rhino by El Steve December 15, 2007
The excrutiating pain a man receives when his boss cancels a meeting that would have the boss offsite for the remainder of the afternoon
Glenn got Blue Boss'd when Jeff canceled his meeting in the city. Now he has to deal with him the rest of the afternoon.
Blue Boss by Furry Trout February 8, 2010

Blue Eyes 

The best color eyes put on the earth.
I love blue eyes forever.
Blue Eyes by europopian September 1, 2009

blue lagoon

an alcoholic drink consisting of 1.75 liters of UV Blue vodka and 2 liters of Mountain Dew.
Dude, we totally got fucked up last weekend on blue lagoon.
blue lagoon by I'm fucked up.... February 6, 2010

blue bape wallpaper

A live wallpaper that only the boys will understand. A female is not granted access to this inside knowledge. The wallpaper is off limits to any non-male figure.
Yo bro, check out my dope blue bape wallpaper

Blue Waffle.

It's not real!!!

Dont you think it's odd that there's only ONE photo of this 'well known disease'?

If you search the web for pictures I assure you you'll only find the same one that has been circulating the net for months.

And if you study it closely, you can actually see that they have just taken a picture of a vag and coloured it in, you can tell because it's really sketchy.

However, I'm pretty sure those lumps of puss are somewhat real, but a different infection.
Blue waffle, blue waffle.

Is not true.

Totally fake.
Blue Waffle. by Lalala6669 July 3, 2010