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Blondie

Usually good looking people with blond hair that normally die first in a horror movie.
"Hey my hair is blond!"
"That means you're a blondie."
by Tsjehfbdoghje November 17, 2019
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Blinder's flu

A condition where one feels the inexplicable urge to smoke, drink a certain type of alcohol or do a certain drug because of the main character(s) of a TV show they recently watched who use it recurrently throughout the story.

First observed in Peaky Blinders (hence the name) and the massive epidemic of YouTube comments of fans describing their ailment and the symptoms; most notably an impulsive need to light a cigarette alongside Tommy Shelby.
(YouTube comment #1)
Nobody:
Tommy: Lights a cigarette

(YouTube comment #2)
Me: Trying to quit smoking for 3 weeks now
*Watches the first episode of the show*
Me: Ah, shit. Here we go again.

Jake: (Watches Peaky Blinders)
Mike: Jake, since when did you start smoking?
Jake: I dunno, man. I've started waking up with a pack of cigarettes in my hand and randomly lighting up. I think I might have the Blinder's flu.
by mancyclopediac March 17, 2020
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Blondie nonce

A white nonce that loves girls and is a real player especially turned on around kids under the age of 12. Can also be known as a jake as well.
by Chaludaboy13 March 23, 2020
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blender

yo that blender makes a thicc smoothie!
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blendee

Food, or a food ingredient, that is blended.
The last kiwi in the fruit bowl became a blendee for my smoothie.
by ChameleonDragon June 22, 2020
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Blendered

Being blinded in a blinder
In stead of saying I will blow you say you will be blendered
by Cloud_catcher57 September 9, 2020
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Blendered

You will be blendered
by Cloud_catcher57 September 9, 2020
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