Poo Beard

Following copious defecating/diarrhoea, leftover faeces can gather in the shape of a common beard - often drooping from between the legs, perhaps suspended by pubic hairs.

>"Did you wipe?"

"Sure I did"

>"Then how come you got a poo beard?"

"..."

by PooRoomJanitor February 16, 2012

Cat With a Beard

A beverage offered at nightclubs and/or bars at late hours of humid, summer nights. Primarily consists of alcohol. Other ingredients may include, but are not limited to, cranberry juice, honey, oats, ginseng, melted chocolate, arugula, mango juice, and other aphrodisiacs. A "Cat With a Beard" will very often catalyze sexual desires.

So the other night, Emily was chillin' at Da Pound and ordered up some of dat Cat With a Beard. Got her so tanked, she up'n lay wit err' man at da club. It was ballin'.

by Leslie Anne Levine January 8, 2009

bearded lady

when a girl is giving a blowjob, and you have her panties in her mouth.
they hang down like a beard.

man, last night she was a total bearded lady.

by SpaceAce August 4, 2006

beardo

A class of 05 senior at Suncoast with amusing facial hair. Good for stalking.

Danny: Do you think that guy's facial hair is sexy?
Melinda: ...no
Shannon: Oh, that's Beardo.

by class of 08 February 17, 2005

Beardson's Law

The shorter the hobbit, the redder the face.

Beardson's Law accurately identifies his beet red face.

by FARTPOOP22 August 29, 2022

beard

1. to be a beard is to be boring, unsociable and a complete waste of air
2. never wants to do anything atall..ever
3. stubborn bastard

jamie roberts aka "ultimate beard"

"beard u cumin out tonight"

"naaaa im stayin in playin xbox 360"

"you are a beard"
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"Beard have you got a spare cig?"

"naaaaaa iv only got 16 left"

"YOU BEARD"

by you know who.. April 19, 2007

Bearded meme daddy

An attention seeking annoying person who clings to their kink to get people to like them. Constantly begs for money and nudes from women and thinks that he is entitled to both of these things. Generally unattractive with a weak jawline and straw like facial hair.

You're such a bearded meme daddy.

by UncleMiles May 6, 2017